Wouldn't you like to eat some Goldfish?
Sometimes do you get down in the dumps? You want to smile but you just can't! Well I have the perfect remedy: get thee to a juicery! Sometimes the act of stepping out of your shitty, overpriced Manhattan apartment and walking to a local juiceria or pressery is enough to get you back on track! But if that's not enough, once you enter a local juice house, the fresh aromas are enough to help even the deepest melancholia! A green juice, perhaps with some citrus, perhaps some mango? Give me the thrill of the juice and I'm a new man.