Saturday, March 24, 2018
Oh hello! It was an early spring day, the weather was by no means warm, but there was a nice mildness -- winter was not leaving without a fight, but winter was weakened. I was at Macy's on 34th Street, perusing the Dockers section, as I am wont to do. As I have discussed at length in prior filings, Dockers has made a come back in recent years. They are offering a multitude of fits, and yes, the Classic Fit, for instance, is as awful as you might imagine -- hugely inappropriate width and leg opening measurements. But call me Christopher Columbus if the Slim Tapered Fit and the Athletic Fit are not respectable trousers!
I have been in a dance all winter, trying on various fits and sizes -- for instance, a 38x32 in Slim Tapered, or maybe a 36x32 in Athletic? And as if all these combinations between sizes and fits are not complicated enough, although Dockers is making some nice pants, their manufacturing process is extremely inconsistent. You can try on a Slim Tapered in 38x32 in Olive and try on a second pair of Slim Tapered in 38x32 in Olive and the pants will simply not be the same! Same goes for pants of the same size and fit but different colors, for instance a 38x32 Slim Tapered in Olive and a 38x32 Slim Tapered in Cadet Navy. The various combinations offer a range of sizing and fit which is mind-boggling. In the parlance of modern consulting, this is both a threat and an opportunity. For indeed, you may try on a particular pair of Dockers in a particular size and think "good god almighty these will never do!" But then you can try on a different pair in the same size and think "why I quite enjoy these slacks!"
Hence my need to visit Macy's every week. Who knows? One week they might get a shipment of Slate Grey Athletic Fit trousers, in which a perfect 36 inch waist and 32 inch inseam pair lives, but I need to try on all 7 pairs of the 36x32 inch Slate Grey Athletic Fit pants to find the particular version that fits me perfectly. And just because in there is a perfect fitting 36x32 Slate Grey Athletic Fit pant to find in no way implies there is not a perfect 38x32 Deep Black Slim Tapered pant that is not mine for the taking if I'm willing to try on all 10 pairs to find it.
It is a difficult life, the life of a pant enthusiast. And I don't even want to go into the looks of scorn I often receive from Macy's employees. "Yes, please bring me out all 36x34 pairs in British Khaki as quickly as possible, and oh, can you please provide me a list of the inventory at your Flushing, Queens location?" Sadly many associates at Macy's don't take their profession seriously, although I do know of a few top notch staff members who are happy to assist me with my pant needs.
Anyway, to return to my narrative, it was an early spring day and I was trying on various Dockers while enjoying some wine and fine cheeses, but I just wasn't having much luck on this particular day. I finally conceded defeat and was walking to the elevators when I noticed a rack of slacks. "Hm, what do we have here?" The colors were nice -- there was a nice gray slack and also navy. I approached; I probed. "Hm, a nice fabric and texture -- is this a bit of stretch I'm noticing? What are these pants!?!?!"
Tune in next time to find out!
Friday, March 9, 2018
Croquant Chou Zakuzaku, Shanghai China - This is a Japanese cream chain that specializes in Hokkaido-style cream. The Shanghai location is located in the gigantic IFC mall, and I waited over an hour in line for my chance to sample the creams. To be more specific, Zakuzaku specializes in traditional choux pastry filled with elegant pastry cream. However, there are some modern twists revolving around the choux pastry (there is nothing novel about the cream, which is delicious textbook pastry cream). First, rather than the traditional ball-shaped pastry, Zakuzaku serves its cream in a rod-shaped pastry, more in the shape of an eclair. Further, the pastry is dusted with crunchy delightfuls. What are these crunchy delightfuls? Some sort of batter-streusel-crunchy- hello? Yes, hello. The website sums up the approach nicely: "It’s normal to be particular about the cream within a chou a la crème (cream puff). The crunchy textured pastry of the new Croquant Chou came from the idea of making the outside pastry more delicious." Brilliant!
Friday, February 9, 2018
Saturday, January 27, 2018
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Do you lust for fresh garlic? The bulbous, bulby little goblet of pungent, earthy flavors and aromas. Fresh garlic is good in many dishes, including...pizza! The garlic can be used in the sauce, or even as a topping. Join me in recalling some recent garlic and pizza adventures...
Prince Street Pizza, SoHo New York City. Years ago it was a Ray's, but now it's called Prince Street Pizza. The square pies here are incredible and filled with fresh garlic! The sauce is sublime and the cheese is creamy and tangy. The flavors of fresh garlic overcome me and I grab and start shaking an elderly women standing next to me. "This fresh garlic is amazing!" I shout as I knock her around the room.
Bruno's in Clifton, NJ. An old-fashioned parlour in a New Jersey strip mall. You enter and there are formica booths and a counter top with stools. They have round pies, but what's this I see? Square pies, similar to the square pies at Prince Street Pizza? Give me a slice, I say! Also, can I get some...some...fresh garlic on that? The slice is very good. The sauce was very robust.
Last, Santillo Brick Oven Pizza in Elizabeth, NJ. Old Santillo is a master, whipping up daily almost a dozen distinct styles of pizza, including but not limited to a "1990 American Style," a "1967 Pop's Style," and even the hard-to-find "1948 Tomato Pie" style. The only style missing from the roster? A 1983 Fresh Garlic Pie, although you can get garlic as a topping on any of the pizzas.
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Hahahahaha YOU FOOL. You go about your mundane existence and do not realize that a world of wonder awaits you in your very backyard! That's what I often think when travelling on the subway for my next noodle adventure. Look at the chap over there! Reading the New York Post with a bored, desperate look, probably going home to his nagging wife and annoying kids. Don't you understand? Get off the train, next stop, Canal Street, and explore the noodles of New York!
It was a chilly November Friday. My week of work was over and I decided to head downtown on the 4 train to Great N.Y. Noodletown, a noodle institution. I approached the glowing yellow signage and entered the drab, utilitarian box that is Noodletown. "Yes my good man, I'll have an order of the Singaporean Chow Fun and also half a pound of barbecue pork to go!" In no time at all my order was ready and I headed home to feast. What is Singaporean Chow Fun? I'm glad you ask. It's lovely wide rice noodles stir fried with vegetables and delicious soy glaze with a slight curry flavor. The yellowish stir fried noodles are amazingly fragrant and delicious! Oh my delicious!
The next evening I wanted more noodles. This time, I wanted something a little less comforting and old school -- something a little more daring, might I say? Lava Kitchen is a relatively new Sichuan parlour on Upper Broadway, and I had been dying to try its intoxications. A veritable feast was ordered: cucumbers with smashed garlic, cold chicken with sesame and chile oil, stir fried spicy and numby beef, and don't forget Sichuan cold noodles! Everything was delicious, and the intense Sichuan tinglings were jumping up and down in my mouth! Hahaha. The noodles were springy and in a most incredible Sichuan vinaigrette. The Sichuan oils were in full effect; these oils tantalize me. Bring on the flavor! Thank you!
Great N.Y. Noodletown
Upper West Side
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Buenos dias. My name is Javier. When I was a boy I felt lost, and I didn't know where to go or what to do. One day when I was running around the hills of Spain I came upon a sheep farm, and I smelled something, something salty, creamy, and a little tangy. "What is this delicious smell!?" I thought. I ran home and told mama. "My little, hombre," she said, "you had your first smell of manchego cheese!"
Finally I knew my life's purpose. I returned to the sheep farm and had my first taste of manchego cheese. It was smooth and ever so pungent. Senor Poope, the owner of the sheep farm, saw my passion, and he offered me a job. He started me off in the pastures tending to the sheep which would provide the milk, but as time went on Senor Poope allowed me to work in all parts of the cheese process. My passion increased until all I could think of was manchego cheese!
One day, many years later when I was a young man, I was walking to Poope's dairy, and the hills were very green and there was a fine breeze. I saw Senor Poope and he smiled, he was always smiling, and he said "Javier, you are a good young man." Then he grasped his chest and fell over. I ran to him. "Senor Poope!" I said. "Javier, the sheep, the dairy, the cheese," it will be yours. I looked at him with great tenderness. "But Senor Poope," I said, "I can't bear this great responsibility." He looked at me one last time and spoke: "I have taught you everything I know." His eyes closed and the smile returned to his face and he died peacefully among a great friend.
It was then I understood the great mystery of the universe and manchego cheese.
To be continued....