Friday, July 17, 2009

Opening Sunday...















Midnight in the Garden of Snuggles & Peppers Frodo
A new film by William

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Use # 3,459 of Letter Openers















Easily removes bad spots from bananas.

Production continues...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Production continues...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Coming Soon...















My most epic film yet is in production. A tale of greed, suspense and moral bankruptcy...

Monday, July 13, 2009

Ikea is NOT as bad as Walmart

For an insightful commentary on the ever growing meaninglessness of our lives, read Stephanie Zacharek's review of Cheap: The High Cost of Discount Culture.

A chapter of the book is devoted to Ikea and its massive consumption of timber, as well as its assault on the idea of craftsmanship and long-lasting home furnishings.

Anyway, I actually have an irrational love of Ikea, so Stephanie Zacharek can bite me. I think Ikea is awesome and I greatly enjoy going there, sitting on furniture and then heading to the cafeteria. This is something I happened to do this past weekend...

It was an awesome day, so I walked down to the Red Hook ferry. I was proudly wearing my new shorts and my translucent legs got burned!

I don't know why, but there is the weirdest burn pattern on my legs that looks something this.

Self explanatory...

These are meatballs

This was my dessert - some sort of almond cake or something. It was the only type of dessert that also came with a chocolate toffee

The view from the Ikea dining commisary

Friday, July 10, 2009

Red Alert!!!

No, not Command & Conquer: Red Alert.

Rather, I wanted to alert my readers that there's been some action on my MS Paint Art Gallery blog - please check it out!

Command & Conquer: Red Alert - the best game in history