Hoppy Booby, the boobiest of all the hoppies, walks through the forest in a state of despondency, for the world is empty without delicious gummy treats to eat. But wait! There is a bright light emanating from deep in the forest, deeper than he's ever been. He follows the light until he reaches a clearing, and there he finds a giant gummy, a rectangular monolith, and he seems the gummy robots from the factory, and they eat the giant gummy, but the giant gummy is not consumed.
"Hoppy!"
"Here I am!"
"Take off your shoes, for thou art standing on hallowed ground"
"Who are you?"
"I am I am! I like gummies."
"You like gummies, but you are also a gummy yourself?"
"Yes!"
"I have heard the creatures of the forest speak of you. They say you created all of this. Why?"
"I did not create everything, but I did create you, and I ensured you received gummy, because I loved you, and I wanted you to enjoy tasty artisinal gummies!"
"Why did you take the gummies away?"
"All you did was frolic and nap and eat gummy, and you never sought me, and I was jealous and hurt. I went to all this trouble, I created you, I gave you gummy, and you never even asked about me!"
"How foolish you are," Hoppy said. "The Great I am's feelings are hurt? Poor you! Even Chumpy the Squirrel doesn't get upset when I go days without seeing him!"
Hoppy Booby starts walking away.
"Where art thou going?" says the Great I am.
"Home. I'll make do without gummies. I'd now rather live without gummy, if gummy means being like you!"
The End.
