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Saturday, July 12, 2014

Thirst Quencher 4000

The heat of summer is on. The red sun bakes the streets of New York. The city turns into a furnace where the fiery struggles of life burn. Give me a god damned refresher! It's every man for himself so kill for if you must. Give me your guava cucumber juice! Give me your freshly squeezed lemonade. Give me a crisp, cold refresher! Make this fire go away.