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Friday, July 20, 2012

A Tale of Two Creams


Sometimes the creams are luscious and inviting.  I yearn for these creams, for the soft smoothness and the supple flavors.  How heavenly and splendid.  Yet the creams call to me, and I see their seductive evermores.  It is at this time I drown in Cool Whip.