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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Notice to Adventurers

JetBlue will be offering a flat-rate next month for an "all you can fly" pass. For $699 you can take as many trips as you like. For $499, you can take as many trips as you like 5 days a week, excluding Fridays and Saturdays.

Anyway, this has obvious appeal to the modern adventurer, such as myself. Jet Blue flies to locations throughout North America and the Caribbean, so, for instance, you can hop a plane to Chicago for a meeting with a boss of the underground, then next thing you know you're on your way to Barbados to search for treasure in the jungle. And of course you can enjoy Jet Blue's in-flight television and all the complimentary chips and soda you can handle!

Adventure!