Dear Valued Customer,
I very much apologize for the lack of updates. I am currently at the Lake George Pant Rehabilitation Center, recuperating from a really traumatic pant experience I recently had. I really can't share more than that at this time - I am still processing everything and trying to get back on my feet. Hopefully, after some more pant therapy, I will be able to tell my tale.
In the meantime, have a nice Thanksgiving filled with lots of food and well-tailored pants.
Best wishes and so forth,