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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Exclusive FAPPAF Archeology Report

Good afternoon, and greetings from China.

FAPPAF has just unearthed an ancient manuscript from China, which seems to indicate that the Ming Dynasty emperors favored a delicacy of sourdough pretzel "nibblers" and Mott's applesauce.

The newly uncovered manuscript. Scholars have heard of the Chinese pretzel/applesauce combo in more recent documents, but this is the first piece of evidence dating back to Ming-era China mentioning the practice.

This is a rough approximation of how the Ming emperors would have eaten their nibblers and applesauce.