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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

God Is In The Details

Oh, hi.

I am wearing a pair of pants I quite like; however, that being said, I noticed after purchasing them that there are two belt lopes in too-close proximity in the posterior section of the pants.

This is really not pleasing to the eye and not acceptable.

Here is a more proper belt-loop configuration. Note the one loop in the dead-center of the posterior section. Two loops further spaced apart is also acceptable.

Is the loop problem a make-or-break thing? No, no it's not. Still, it's certainly not good and I'm more than a little embarrassed. Whenever I'm walking down the street and there are pedestrians behind me I feel a surge of self-consciousness and I often move to the side and let the individuals walk ahead of me. I can just feel their eyes focusing on my belt loops!

"Look at that ridiculous loop configuration," they say as they point and laugh.