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Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Tales of Gassy Edwards

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I'll never forgive myself for ordering Pickett's charge...never.

Well don't be too hard on yourself, General Lee.

Hi, I'm Tottles!

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Oh, hello. I'm Butter James. Who are you?

They call me Gassy Edwards.

Why do they call you that?

Pfffffftttt

Hey, mister - you just tooted! I'm Tottles! Tottles...tooted....tooted...Tottles. Haha!

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So that is why they call you Gassy Edwards.