I, William, have a very important announcement-I will be retiring this blog to the 2nd Rate Blogger Hall of Fame in order to pursue more meaningful endeavors that don't involve food, pants, or star wars. (I do, however, plan on continuing to wear pants and eat food.) I sincerely hope all my enablers will be able to find a suitable replacement...perhaps one that actually mentions pants. Please do not be angry. I hope you can understand.