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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Three Floppys

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Wow - isn't it great that we live in a world in which someone can win an Oscar for playing a gay man!?

*#)(@@!! *#((##*^^!!!!!!!!

Indeed, Floppy 3! How far we've come!

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Hey - what's wrong Floppy 2?

Nothing! You wouldn't understand!

Listen, Floppy 2: Floppy 3 and I are your friends no matter what. Now is there anything you want to tell us?

Well...I...no! Nothing! Please, leave me alone!

Ok, ok...

&*#*##@ @#( *((#(( -==+!@!!!

That's a great idea, Floppy 3! Let's go!

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Floppy 1: There's nothing like Red Lobster to smooth over any awkwardness.
Floppy 3: *#()+=!!!!!
Floppy 2: Um, yeah...