The Three Floppys
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I find my job to be boring, demeaning and pointless -- and yet it's how I spend the bulk of my waking hours! If one spends the majority of his or her time doing something, doesn't that become the point of your life? And if the point of your life is pointless, is this not quite a problem!?
Oh, Floppy 1, stop being so dour. Just do what you need to do to make a living, try to be nice to people, and what else can you do? What do you think Floppy 3?

#$@ @##% &$(*## @@@@!
Now you're talking! Let's go, friends!

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Floppy 2: See, Floppy 1, life isn't so bad. This shrimp scampi is DELIGHTFUL!
Floppy1: Yeah, I guess.
Floppy 3: @##$ *&###!
Floppy 2: Seriously...
THE END
9 comments:
How delightful! I think it's great how they can all be such wonderful friends!
I also think it's very special and magical! Sugar plum fairy!
Even though they are all so different, still they are able to share such a warm bond of companionship! This really is a story for the ages. Warm chocolate chip cookies and milk for Santa! Scrumptious Turkish Delight!
Pookie - overall a great comment. But I must say, FAPPAF is a secular blog and we prefer references to cozy memories that ALL people can relate to, not just those who celebrate Christmas.
A possible fix for your comment would be "Warm chocolate chip cookies and milk for...our cozy teddy bear!"
Sorry, Pookie has a warm spot for Santa - maybe it's from that time he peed on his lap in the mall.
That's ok, Pookie. Santa peed on your lap!?
Aha, no no silly Food and Pants Sir - it was Pookie who peed on Mr. Santa's lap! Pookie has started to always refer to Pookie in the third-person! Haha!
Oh, hi. So does Floppy 3 swear alot or is he just making computer noises? And what is the meaning of life?
Oh, hello. He just makes computer noises, although every now and then he curses when he's really frustrated. The meaning of life is to live it.
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