Friday, October 17, 2008

The Three Floppys

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I find my job to be boring, demeaning and pointless -- and yet it's how I spend the bulk of my waking hours! If one spends the majority of his or her time doing something, doesn't that become the point of your life? And if the point of your life is pointless, is this not quite a problem!?

Oh, Floppy 1, stop being so dour. Just do what you need to do to make a living, try to be nice to people, and what else can you do? What do you think Floppy 3?

#$@ @##% &$(*## @@@@!

Now you're talking! Let's go, friends!

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Floppy 2: See, Floppy 1, life isn't so bad. This shrimp scampi is DELIGHTFUL!
Floppy1: Yeah, I guess.
Floppy 3: @##$ *&###!
Floppy 2: Seriously...

THE END

9 comments:

Matt said...

How delightful! I think it's great how they can all be such wonderful friends!

Food&PantsMan said...

I also think it's very special and magical! Sugar plum fairy!

Pookie said...

Even though they are all so different, still they are able to share such a warm bond of companionship! This really is a story for the ages. Warm chocolate chip cookies and milk for Santa! Scrumptious Turkish Delight!

Food&PantsMan said...

Pookie - overall a great comment. But I must say, FAPPAF is a secular blog and we prefer references to cozy memories that ALL people can relate to, not just those who celebrate Christmas.

A possible fix for your comment would be "Warm chocolate chip cookies and milk for...our cozy teddy bear!"

Pookie said...

Sorry, Pookie has a warm spot for Santa - maybe it's from that time he peed on his lap in the mall.

Food&PantsMan said...

That's ok, Pookie. Santa peed on your lap!?

Pookie said...

Aha, no no silly Food and Pants Sir - it was Pookie who peed on Mr. Santa's lap! Pookie has started to always refer to Pookie in the third-person! Haha!

Keith said...

Oh, hi. So does Floppy 3 swear alot or is he just making computer noises? And what is the meaning of life?

Food&PantsMan said...

Oh, hello. He just makes computer noises, although every now and then he curses when he's really frustrated. The meaning of life is to live it.