Hello. I've been having some sort of weird bladder problem. Yesterday I had to pee 10 times. Therefore, I've decided to take matters into my own hands and have come up with a few strategies to solve this problem.
For my meals, I will now only eat Southern Style Chicken Sandwiches from McDonald's. No drinks.
For dessert I will only eat Toasted Coconut Donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.
Recognizing that psychosocial factors play a key role in one's physical health, I will always watch the final scene from The Wild Bunch while eating my southern style chicken sandwiches and toasted coconut donuts.
Together, I think these three things will greatly reduce, if not completely solve, my bladder problems. If you are having similar problems, please talk to your doctor before trying this remedy, although I am certain he or she will fully endorse this treatment.