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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Chronicles of Mister Bibb Lettuce

Hi. This weekend I was in a Whole Foods with my roommate and my roommate said he likes bibb lettuce. I think 'bibb lettuce' sounds funny and I thought it would make a good name. And since names can only refer to actual things, I decided I would have to create a character named Bibb Lettuce.

Here are his Chronicles -- The Chronicles of Mister Bibb Lettuce.

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Hm. I like ice cream sundaes. I also like The Wild Bunch. Ouch! My arm hurts! I'm feeling a little tired of the city. Wait! I know! I'll take a train ride to the country!

Ah yes, a wonderful day to go to the country! Well, hello there, my good man! Sir? I'm speaking to you? Hello?

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Ah, Grand Central!

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Hello there, my good man! Don't you just love taking train rides to the country!?

Ah, the country! This is exactly what I needed! Whew, I'm getting a little tired. And hungry. My tummy needs some food! Where should I go? Wait! I know!

To be continued...