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Friday, October 31, 2008

inTREATMENT (with Dr. Mitchell)

So they fired me, and now it's like, I don't know what to do. My job was my life. Yeah, I had friends and everything, but my job totally defined me and gave me purpose, and now I feel so empty.

Yes, fascinating. Now you didn't mention anything about a boyfriend...

Oh, right. Well, look, I feel so lost. I feel like I'm just floating. And like, what am I doing here? I'm going to die someday and what the heck is the point of all this?

Right, so going back to this boyfriend thing -- you have one or you don't?

Um, no I don't.

Yes, fascinating. So, these feelings of isolation and meaninglessness, what can we do about them?

Would you like to have coffee after this?

Excuse me!? That is totally inappropriate. You are a horrible therapist and a horrible man.

Um, right. Anyway, I think that's all the time we have for today...

O - M - G. What a disgusting pig!

Should have worn the red scarf...