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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Another Sad Way In Which I Waste My Life

Since I have no direction or goals, nor what might be called a "life," I am often forced to come up with ways to fill my expansive amount of free time. Quite often I use food for this purpose, and these days I specifically use Mister Softee (I strongly urge you to click that link and make sure your speakers are turned up). Even more specifically, I use the 'Crunchy Crash' treat offered by Mister Softee.

What is a Crunchy Crash? Let Mister Softee himself tell you....

"Haha. Well hello! A Crunchy Crash is my delicious soft-serve ice cream, rolled in delightfully crunchy cookie bits. I'm sure you and your family will love it. Haha. I'm Mister Softee!"

Thank you, Mister Softee. Anyway, sometimes after dinner I wander around until I find a Mister Softee truck, and then I order this Crunchy Crash and I walk around. Tonight that is what I did, and then I went into Barnes & Noble and leafed through a couple of magazines, looking at some of the pictures, and then I was like, I can't think anymore (mind you, I wasn't even reading, just looking at pictures).

Anyway...

The nice man making my Crunchy Crash (I always feel embarrassed when I order a 'Crunchy Crash' and usually giggle as I say it)

A Crunchy Crash (hehehe)