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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Master Shunzy: Episode I

Here is the first episode of Master Shunzy. You can view the pilot episode here.

Enjoy...

So, Peter, how has your meditation been going?

Not well at all. I keep feeling like nothing is real.

Uh...

Also, I have friends who are training with other masters, and they seem to be much much advanced. I feel so inadequate.

Uh...

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Anyway, let's see...

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Um...

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...this is really awkward. Anyway, hm......oh, I know: what did you think of the new Indiana Jones movie?

What does that have to do with my meditation?

Never question me! Answer the question, Peter...

Well, um, I liked it, I guess. That Tarzan scene was AWESOME.

WHAT!? What is wrong with you? Listen, Peter, you need to visit Ron Howard, the master who instructed me. He will give you guidance and show you the true nature of the 4th Indiana Jones installment. He lives in the mountains. Now go!

Yes, master. Farewell.

That kid is messed up...

Who cares about Indiana Jones? What about my training? And geeze, Indy 4 wasn't that bad.

I mean, perhaps it had its faults, but it was still a fun movie...


Finally, I'm here...

Ah, welcome. You must be Peter. I hear you liked the new Indiana Jones movie?

Master Ron Howard? I can't see you - there's a shadow.

Damn it, it's Master Clint Howard. CLINT. My brother is Ron.

Oh.

Come closer.

Ah, yes, that's better.

Master Ron...

CLINT!!

Oh, right. Sorry. Anyway, things don't seem real anymore...

That's not why you are here. Want to see my Indiana Jones "melty" face?

Your what?

My Indiana Jones "melty" face. You know, like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark when that Nazi's face just melts off?

Oh, right. Yeah, sure, go ahead.

Rarghhh!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Haha! Pretty good, right?

What the heck?

What? You didn't like it?

Uh, no, it was great.

You know what, young man? I don't like your sarcasm.

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Please leave.

Fine. Bye..........RON

You little! Come back here! You haven't seen the last of me!

These people are freaks. They don't care about anything serious. Perhaps I should leave Master Shunzy and find a more competent instructor.

To be continued...