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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Master Shunzy Spinoff

We all know the entertainment industry is a business. Whenever possible, studios want to minimize risk and maximize profit. Hence the importance of movie stars and sequels. Somewhat newer to the scene is the spin-off, or taking a character from one movie or series and creating an entirely different movie or show based on that character.

Well, this has recently been done with the Master Shunzy character from the Jub-Jub Crazy movies. As you may recall, Master Shunzy is a Mongolian master of kung-fu and aerial dogfighting.

Here is the pilot...

Master Shunzy: Peter, you are a horrible dog!
Peter: Yes, master.
Master Shunzy: You are not even a dog - you are a cockroach!
Peter: Yes, master.

Anyway, how are you?

I am ok.

You are ok? Just ok? Why not great?

Life is pretty boring, sometimes.

Boring? Well, my young apprentice, you must create your own fun!

I guess.

Hm...

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Well, ahem, well, um...

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Feel your strength flow from the Force...

Um, ok.

Now it is time for your first test. Let us go...

Now that your hand is mine, I want it strong. Can you put it through this glue stick?

Not from this close.

Not this close!? What if your enemy is 3 inches in front of you! Now, begin!

I will try...

No! Do or do not...there is no try!

Um, ok...ahem Yoda ahem

What!?!?!?

Nothing, nothing. Ok, I will do it.

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Do or do not, there is no try...do or do not, there is no try...do or do not...

Hay-ya!

Ow! My hand! I'm bleeding! I can't do it!

That is why you fail...