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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

New Mafioso Poster

Last night I watched a movie called Mafioso, a delightful Italian comedy/crime movie. This is what the poster for the Criterion DVD re-release looks like:



It looks nice, I think. Criterion always does a good job. But why stop at just nice? Why not make it incredible? I therefore decided to create a new, better version. Here it is:


Clearly, this version is better. True, I did forget to leave room on the top for the title, but I think displaying it across the guy's head works very well. So it was a fortuitous mistake, sort of like how Spielberg couldn't get the shark to work in Jaws.