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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Storytime

Enjoy this story...


Man on Left: Oh, hi.
Man on right: Oh, hi.
Man on Left: So...
Man on Right: So...

I'm Thomas Plumpson

Oh. I'm Jebediah.

Oh, hi Jebediah.

Hi, Thomas.

...

Um...

....

Nice pants.

Oh, thank you.

Um...

I'm hungry. Do you like Boston Market?

Why yes. I like the corn bread and also the mashed potatoes and the corn and green beans.

Oh. So you seem like the type of person who orders the side combination platter, which comes with your choice of three sides and cornbread.

You're making me hungry! Do you want to go to Boston Market and have lunch?

Ok.

The end.