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Friday, April 4, 2008

The Perfect Bank Robbery


Sometimes I'm bored and I daydream about things. Recently I've been daydreaming about robbing a bank. I think one could argue that if you were serious about robbing a bank, it may not be a great idea to write about it publicly, particularly on a widely circulated blog such as this one.

Oh well. Too late. The fact is I think it might be cool to rob a bank, and I would give a fair share of the proceeds to charity. If you're interested in joining my team, let me know. I'm looking for a reserved, matter-of-fact locksmith, a cocky and sarcastic weapons expert, etc.