And the lord saw the vanity and wickedness of food writers, and the lord says "I will punish food writers and demonstrate the meaninglessness of their work," and the lord spread a plague across the land so that...
Option 1 - All food writers die
Option 2 - All chefs die (leaving food writers with nothing to write about)
Option 3 - Everyone except food writers dies, leaving the food writers with nothing to write about and no one to write for
And the lord says "and now you know my greatness."
