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Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Garlic Betrayal

Newer version - Updated 3/2/19 at 5:10pm
You say:
I'm busy -- work, drinks with clients.
But I will make you a most marvelous stew
Of chicken and fresh garlic!
Later:
I eat the savory stew, alone, and it tastes good
But where are the bulbs of garlic?
Later you tell me you never used fresh garlic
But the dehydrated, powdered variety.


New version - Updated 3/2/19 at 5:00pm
I'm busy:
Work, drinks with clients.
But I will make you a most marvelous stew
Of chicken and fresh garlic!
Later:
I eat the savory stew, alone, and it tastes good
But where are the bulbs of garlic?
Later you tell me you never used fresh garlic
But the dehydrated, powdered variety.

Original version - 12/12/18
I'm busy, you know
Work, drinks with clients, you know.
But I will make you a most marvelous stew
Of chicken and fresh garlic!
I eat the savory stew, alone, and it tastes good
But where are the bulbs of garlic?
Later you tell me you never used fresh garlic
But the dehydrated, powdered variety.