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Saturday, September 30, 2017

Plump Bastards

Have you ever desired a plump bastard?  I have.  Today I went to Chirping Chicken, a NYC-based chicken emporium, and ordered chicken tenders and fries.  The fries at Chirping Chicken are well executed, and they tasted delicious dipped in honey mustard.  How were the tenders?  Plump and bastardy, if I do say so myself.  Goodbye.