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Sunday, August 28, 2016

In Search of Great Bakes

Oh god I want a great pastry, cake or bread.  Something perfectly baked.  Not underdone and raw, but not over-baked and burnt.  Just right.  Something with good flavor, a perfect bake.  Give it to me you son of a bitch.  I know you are holding out on me.  I will come to you and demand a danish, and you best give it to me!  I want to wake up in the morning, a beautiful morning, and have a tender pain au raisin and a great cup of coffee.  I want to smell the aromas and smile and look like Benjamin in that old Foldger's Coffee commercial.  I want that look, the one which proves to the world you're satisfied with your life.  Give me the pastry; give me the satisfaction.