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Saturday, April 9, 2016

Juicy Frederick

When I was young people laughed at me.  "Why are you laughing at me?" I would ask them.  But they would not answer.  One day, to one, I asked: "Hi would you like to be my friend?"  The one replied: "Hahaha NO."  Things were not going well.  Everyone laughed at me and I had no friends, so I had to figure out what to do.  I started eating fruits and I went on long runs and meditated and lived a very healthy life.  I got plenty of sleep and thought about beautiful skies and clear, babbling brooks.  I enjoyed my fruits, but I thought to myself: "what if I could have all different fruits and vegetables in a concentrated liquid form? What if I could have fresh fruit and vegetable juices?"  And so I started blending fresh, homemade juices.  Sometimes before running I would blend kale, limes, beets, carrots into a fresh juice.  The juice was so fresh and vibrant.  When I drank it I would get shivers and come alive, ready for an invigorating run.  When I came back, I would drink more juices, this time maybe with watermelon, blueberry and watercress.  The juices cleansed me and encouraged my body and my cells to work perfectly.  People noticed how wonderful I was.   "What is your secret?" they asked.  "I drink many fresh juices."  Don't you ever want fresh juice?