Saturday, December 13, 2014
People often ask me if I've ever killed a man. The short answer is "no." The long answer is "no I have never killed a man." That being said, I am a very intimidating, rough person, and I've been known to bang around a few hamsters. I bring this up only because yesterday I visited $1 pizza on the southwest corner of 125th and Lexington. There are many one dollar slice places in the city which are good. This was not one of them. My slice was so bad I couldn't even finish it and instead threw it at the chef and ran away. Unfortunately, I ran right into the wall and fell over. I was quickly able to get up and attempted another run, this time successfully making it out the door. Ha-ha!