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Saturday, March 8, 2014

The Continuing Hibiscus Biscuits of Bog Sagat

Jesus I have been trapped forever in a full house.  There is nothing I can do to escape it.  For all time I am Danny Tanner.  I would kill myself if I thought it would end my misery, but one never escapes 1709 Broderick Street.  Therefore I wake everyday and stuff myself with hibiscus biscuits, but even then the song invades my brain: "whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paperboy, evening tv."  I am more than Danny Tanner, I tell you. Pass the hibiscus biscuits.