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Friday, November 8, 2013

Treat Manifesto

Logan is my name.  I often sit thinking of treats 'cause there's nothing else to think of, and if there were, I'd rather think of treats anyway.  Every day, all the time, I dream of what my next treat will be.  My next chance to escape on an adventure of delectable delight -- the only way to transcend the monotony and utter nothingness of existence.  Treats forever.