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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The 7/11s Watch

Oh supple night, the mists rising from the rivers, rising from my soul, overtaking my passions and crushing my escapades into...desire.  Oh yes, on nights such as these I get myself to a 7/11.  There I indulge in a Big Gulp and maybe even a candy bar.  A Watchamacallit.  No, no, I mean the candy bar that's called "Watchamacallit."  Yes, that.  I indulge and guard the streets.  Supple, fragrant, sultry night.