Hello, and welcome to a new feature on this internet website. It's called "Good Things To Do." Every week, we will tell you a good thing to do. Get it? We tell you a good thing to do, it's called "Good Things To Do," get it? Ok.
A Good Thing To Do is.......
Set someone up so you can claim "this is the worst betrayal of all" For instance, here is a way you could do that...
1) Tell a friend to hold on to an object of yours, perhaps a special notebook. Then, pretend to leave but really just go hide in the corner. Then have another friend come in and say to the first friend, "hey, so and so said you could give me his/her notebook, I'm going to meet up with him/her later, blah blah." Now, it's certainly possible the friend holding the notebook might feel uncomfortable and refuse, but if indeed the friend turns over the notebook, you can simply jump out from the corner and start screaming "this is the worst betrayal of all!"
Now, why would you want to do this? For those who need a reminder, one of the greatest pleasures in life is to pretend that it really matters, and claiming that someone betrayed you is a great way to feign drama and by implication purport that anything in this meaningless universe is important.
Anyway, the end.
