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Friday, November 6, 2009

New Chess Club















Hello. I have recently decided to start a gentleman's chess club. Here are some features of my club...

-You must be a gentleman
-You must always wear tweed suits
-You must always smoke pipes
-You must usually either scratch your chin or forehead
-You must be a chess genius
-You must discuss chess and its relation to combinatory mathematics, set theory, theories of infinity, and theories of existence.

Those are some features of my chess club. I will post an application form soon for potential members.