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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

New Adventure Story

Hi. I'm going to write a story about a man who decides to take it upon himself to spy on Canada for the United States. This man feels like Canada is a threat. He may or may not think that Tim Horton's donut shops are Trojan horses.

This adventure will be arriving in Food&Pants blogs near you very soon.