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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Breaking News

In my previous post, I spoke with great excitement about my new $15 pants from Target. I thought they were smart, sleek and sexy. I was getting rave reviews from my colleagues. All for only $15.

Well, friends, not so long ago I was sitting down and I felt a strange sensation in my rear-end area but didn't think much of it. I went about my business, blah blah blah. Well, I was soon informed that in fact there was a gigantic hole in the back of my pants!!!!!




















This is completely horrific. These pants were definitely on the snug side, but not THAT snug. I am completely humiliated and now I'm extremely scared about walking home! I will be writing a very strongly worded letter to Target this evening.

Please help me.