Well, friends, not so long ago I was sitting down and I felt a strange sensation in my rear-end area but didn't think much of it. I went about my business, blah blah blah. Well, I was soon informed that in fact there was a gigantic hole in the back of my pants!!!!!
This is completely horrific. These pants were definitely on the snug side, but not THAT snug. I am completely humiliated and now I'm extremely scared about walking home! I will be writing a very strongly worded letter to Target this evening.
Please help me.