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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

GI Tractman

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Yeah, so your eyes are really big.

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REALLY big. Even bigger than your stomach, which happens to be clearly visible through your shirt/body.

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Hey - what's that you're holding!?

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Creamy colons. They taste good.

Hm. Let me ask you something: don't you find it odd that I can see your esophagus and stomach and that you're holding a box of treats called "creamy colons?"

No - I don't find it weird.

Hm, I see. Well, this is awkward...

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