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Monday, March 9, 2009

For Sale

Hi. This morning I purchased 2 muffins, thinking I would like to eat 2 muffins for breakfast. Well, as it turned out, I really only wanted 1. I think in this situation I could use the expression "my eyes were bigger than my stomach." But that's silly because I actually have really small eyes, and even if my eyes were really big, is there anyone on the planet who has eyes bigger than his or her stomach?

Anyway, since I have an extra cinnamon sugar muffin, I am offering it up for sale to the lowest bidder. Here is a picture of said muffin...

Also, to help you visualize what a person with eyes bigger than his stomach might look like, I have created this handy illustration using Microsoft Paint...