Anyway, I wasn't home when the mailman (or woman) tried to deliver the package, so I got one of those salmon-colored cards saying my package was at the post office. I finally went to retrieve it this afternoon and this is what I saw when I unwrapped it...
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ojrXrwwWcp0/Sc0ah54PP8I/AAAAAAAAE34/RA1Xe2gqQmY/s320/tee.jpg)
A wooden tea chest. I was a bit perplexed and thought to myself, "what did I do to deserve something like this? Am I really such a bad son?"
Anyway, I opened up the box and was relieved to see this...
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ojrXrwwWcp0/Sc0a0QHm0wI/AAAAAAAAE4A/IyeLovUL1BU/s320/book.jpg)
An anthology of film reviews. Much better.
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