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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

LA Story (Part I)

Dre's 'The Next Episode' plays...
"Lowlife, yo' life, boy we livin' it up"

"Takin' chances while we dancin' in the party for sure
Slip my hoe a forty-fo' and she got in the back do."


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Now listen, there is no room for chocolate gummy bears in this world. I want that no good Duncan McLeod DEAD. I want his house burnt to the GROUND. Do you hear me?

Blue Gummy: You're screaming, of course we can hear you.
Green Gummy: He's right, sir. You're actually being very loud.

Well GOOD. I'm glad you can hear me. Otherwise...ahem, anyway.

Idiots...

Elton John's 'Your Song' plays...

"It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide"


"I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live"


Sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but the boys from intelligence got something...

Yes, well out with it, Stewart.

Well, Mr. McLeod, it seems that the Gummies are mobilizing against our interests. There seems to be quite a concerted effort, and just this morning our phone lines at Headquarters were cut.

A communications breakdown can mean only one thing - invasion.

Yes, sir. I've refrained from taking any major precautionary measures as of now. I thought that perhaps this could work to our advantage.

Good work, Stewart. Alert all of our section chiefs, but tell them to keep it on the DL.

Aye aye, captain!

Uh...

Sorry, sir - I got excited.

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Wow, this is awkward...

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To be continued...