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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

About Me

Oh, hello. My name is Josh. That is the first time I have given my name on this blog, but I think it's really time for me to tell you about the real me (including my inner demons).

First, I really like pizza. I used to make pizza at a pizzeria when I was in high school (ok, it wasn't exactly a pizzeria, it was more of a chain, but still).



I like donuts. I get the toasted coconut donut at Dunkin' Donuts a lot. These donuts look awesome. I don't know where they come from, perhaps Michigan?


I like going on missions that involve spying, urban settings, neat gadgets, etc.






I also like going on adventures, which are not to be confused with 'missions.' Adventures more typically involve jungles or other scenic locales, and lots of chasing and exploring. Then again, missions also often involve chasing. This is actually turning out to be more of a problematic dichotomy than I first thought, so expect a scholarly essay in the coming weeks exploring the relationship between missions and adventures.

Now, moving onto my inner demons...

I cannot tell you how many times I have woken up in a cold sweat after having nightmares about the Golden Girls. At least once.




Anna, the Ikea online assistant, is really horrible and that bothers me.







Denim chinos. If I ever get old and start wearing Denim Dockers, please shoot me.







Anyway, I think we've had a nice day of sharing. I hope you have a better idea of who I am as a person. As you can see, there are lots of things I like, but at the same time I am a rather haunted individual. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some urgent business to attend to...