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Monday, November 24, 2008

Josh's Crazy Fun Games

Hello, and welcome to Josh's Crazy Fun Games. Here is an all-time classic -- it's called Go To the Doctor and the Bakery as Fast as You Can So You Can Get Back to Work Quickly.

Today I had to go to the doctor because when I went last week and had some blood taken, there was too much calcium so they needed to re-check. Well, I didn't realize it until today, but my doctor's office is one block away from Magnolia bakery! Therefore I decided to go there after my appointment. I got a slice of Snickers icebox cake and also an order of banana pudding and ate these items as quickly as I could in the cab. The driver was very upset as I was getting crumbs e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e but I just yelled out, "faster, my good man!"

It was quite an adventure. Thank you.

The banana pudding. Delicious.









The Snickers icebox cake. Also delicious.









Me: Faster, my good man!
Driver: I can't go any faster!
Me: Fine, but make it snappy!