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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

inTREATMENT (with Dr. Mitchell)

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Oh, yes, well, how are you?
Horrible, just horrible. I cannot stand this city anymore. Yesterday I was walking into my office building and some guy just totally closed the door in my face. I was like, hello, I am a person, I'm not invisible.
Yes, tell me more about that.
Well, it was just like degrading, you know? Like, why not show some decency? And I swear, the day before I saw the same guy hold the door for someone else. So why didn't he hold it for me? Is there something wrong with me?
Fascinating.
But wait, is there something wrong with me?
Oh, I highly doubt that.
Um, ok...
Yes, that's correct...
What?
Anyway, moving on...
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