1) I like butterscotch
2) I like pudding
3) The Swiss Miss individual pudding packs are convenient and fun
4) I need novelty items to excite me and divert my attention away from the fact that my life is meaningless
5) I'm really excited for W., the new Oliver Stone George Bush biopic.
Let me now supply some further supporting multimedia...
This is the spoon I used to consume my pudding this morning (yes, I'm eating pudding for breakfast).