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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Why Do We Do the Things We Do?

Oh, hi. I thought I should let you know that I've been eating a lot of Swiss Miss butterscotch puddings. Why have I been doing this?

1) I like butterscotch
2) I like pudding
3) The Swiss Miss individual pudding packs are convenient and fun
4) I need novelty items to excite me and divert my attention away from the fact that my life is meaningless
5) I'm really excited for W., the new Oliver Stone George Bush biopic.

Let me now supply some further supporting multimedia...

This is the spoon I used to consume my pudding this morning (yes, I'm eating pudding for breakfast).

This is the butterscotch pudding I ate.

As you can now see, there are many reasons I eat butterscotch pudding and butterscotch pudding is good.