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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Sleeping Issues

I don't want to go into a long boring story here because that wouldn't be my style (I am never boring), so I'll just say that after over a week, I still have my inadequate Ikea mattress. I am waking up several times throughout the night and I never feel at all rested. My eyes always feel heavy and have that burning sensation, and I feel foggy and out of it. I

Here are some pictures of people sleeping. They all differ from me in at least 3 of the following ways: a) they are sleeping soundly b) they are female c) they are not real d) they are attractive.

a, b, c

a, b, d

a, b, c, d