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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Eyebrow Problems

Good afternoon.

I've been thinking a lot about my eyebrows recently. I don't think I like them. I think that maybe they are shaped funny, and also perhaps they're a bit bushy. I don't know. They're not good, I don't think.

Maybe I should go to a professional to have them trimmed. Also, I've had the compulsion to just get some clippers and totally buzz them off! I would look ridiculously horrible if I did that. But for some strange reason, I feel like I should...

Maybe I should shave my eyebrows like this guy

Or maybe just do one like this guy

Or just grow them out like Morgan Freeman