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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Chuck E Awesome

Old School: me with Chuck E Cheese many years ago (I used to have very long hair and liked wearing rings)

I'll be honest, I find various things about my life very ridiculous and disappointing. One such thing is my job, which is totally devoid of meaning, respectability and money. I often day dream about other possible careers, and I often return to the idea of working for Chuck E Cheese. I was considering moving to Iowa for such a position. I'd love to be Chuck himself, but I would do anything as long as I could have the honor of working for such a great establishment.

A friend of mine, who used to work at Chuck E Cheese, had this to say...

From personal experience I can tell you that working at Chuck E Cheeses may seem like a dream job, but the bottom line is that it really is! Where else can you have endless amounts of delicious pizza, a plethora of 2 cent toys, and plenty of the 16 year old white trash girls to hang out with. I warn you the suit can get a little hot so make sure to drink plenty of water beforehand. Relieving yourself inside the suit is completely acceptable so don't worry about that. Get ready because once you make this career change you will never look back.

Anyway, that's it, that is all the encouragement I need. I am moving to Iowa. So long, New York.