Obama Interview - Part I

Now that Barack Obama has clinched the nomination, Food & Pants decided it was time to sit down with the presidential contender for an interview. We sent Snuggles, one our new staff writers, to speak with the Senator.


Snuggles: Hehe.............
Obama: ...........
S: .....Hi!!!
O:Hello, Snuggles.
S: .......oh, hi!
O: Yes, good to be with you.
S: Senator...do you feel comfortable?
O: Yes, I feel very comfortable with the task ahead. It will be very difficult, but I am determined to bring change and hope to this nation.
S: That's nice, but what I mean is, do you feel comfortable right now? How is that chair? That suit cannot be very cozy.
O: Oh, I feel just fine, thank you.
S: ...............
O: ..............
S: ........Senator, do you like blankets?
O: Well, sure I do.
S: Oh good! I'm voting for you! Hehe.
O: Oh, well thank you.
S: Hi!! Hehe.
O: Um, hi?

Part II will follow....