"The finest food and pants blog on the web."

Thursday, June 5, 2008

McCain Interview - Part I

This morning I received a strongly worded letter from Michael Powell, the former FCC Chairman who re-assumed his position for the express purpose of insisting on a Food & Pants interview for John McCain.

Here is a copy of the contents of said letter:

Dear Food & Pants,
My name is Michael Freaking Powell and I used to be the FCC Chairman, but I resigned, but guess what, I'm back cuz u r going to give my man McCain an interview or I am going to come there and that would be bad. Besides, you can't interview one candidate and not another, or so I'm told. I like crackerjacks. Also, if you ever put anything remotely sleazy on your blog I'm going to come there and that would be bad.


Sincerely,

General Powell's Son

Anyway, this was quite a disturbing letter and I felt it would be best to just give in and offer McCain an interview. I sent Snuggles to do the job (Peter Bernard Rainwater was in Montana on a white-water rafting adventure). Here is the first part of the interview...


Snuggles: Oh Senator, you sure know how to make a cozy bear happy! Hehe.
McCain: I thought you would like these chairs, my friend.
S: I sure do! Hehe!
M: When I'm president, I'm going to make sure we keep producing high quality chairs like these. No immediate withdrawal, like my opponent is suggesting.
S: What!?
M: That's right, my friend. The senator from Illinois wishes to immediately stop producing these chairs.
S: Oh no! I'm voting for you!
M: That's good, my friend. Very good.

Part II to follow...