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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Sinking Further Into Meaninglessness and Ridiculousness

Well it seems this blog has devolved into me creating little stories by taping on faces to little Asian figures and taking pictures of them.

In my last post I offered up a Cinematic Recreation, a shot-for-shot remake of a classic film, in this case The Wrath of Khan. Now I introduce Cinematic Reimaginings, in which I take a familiar movie and, for better or worse, change it.

Here is the first Cinematic Reimagining -- it is Jerry Maguire.

Listen...

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You complete me...

That was stupid.

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Please leave.

No!

Yes.

No!

Yes.

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Ok, fine. Goodbye.

Bye.

Ok, bye. I'm leaving now. I'm not coming back. Ever. You're never going to see me again.

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Well, ahem, ok then. See you later, I guess. But no, actually I won't see you later. But...ok bye.