"Look, Shia, this movie is horrible!"
Aint it Cool Newsis running a review from a recent screening of Indy IV. The reviewer says, "In short, this is the Indiana Movie that you were dreading." He says the story is not good, the situations are not good, and the look and FX are not good. "The fake stuff doesn't mix with the real stuff at all." He also mentions the jungle chase scene, which is shown in the trailers: "The jungle chase...looks like the whole jungle was made of plastic."
Great. This means that my only hope now for my life not being ruined is The Dark Knight.