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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Don't Look Through the Stall Cracks...Please!

Hello. How are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking. Oh, you didn't ask? Well...

Anyway, yesterday I was in the 'bathroom' at work doing my 'business,' the type of business that requires a man to sit down. Things were going ok, not great, when I noticed that a previous occupant must have had serious privacy issues. He was so worried about people from the next stall peeking in that he systematically covered the crevice with toilet paper!

Look...

Quite frankly, I have never seen anything like this. I am dying to know who this individual is. I have this picture in my mind of a sheepish young man who wears a black fleece jacket and white high-tops and walks around with a bookbag. Of course, it would be equally funny, if not more so, if the culprit were a tall, strapping jock who simply has weird issues about bathroom stall dividers.

Anyway, yes...